With Thanksgiving hot on our tails, we’ve decided to adjust our Hump accordingly. Tuesday is the new Wednesday! And before you gorge yourself on turkey and fall asleep to your favorite football game, we wanted to take this opportunity to get in some pre-Turkey Day sex info.
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The most EXCITING item of the week is the launch of the Zestra Glide into the Holidays Contest where you can enter to win a $500 Visa Gift Card. Zestra Glide is a sensational new water-based lubricant designed specifically to work with Zestra arousal oil. It will be available for purchase in early December.
To get the word out about Glide, we are offering tons of opportunities to enter our contest (even multiple entries per person)! And the more entries, the more winners: Zestra will give out an additional $500 Visa Gift Card for every 1,000 entries (rules here). Spread the word!
We’re pretty sure everyone could use an extra $500… Unfortunately, those of us who work at Zestra can’t enter… but that didn’t keep us from dreaming. We decided to share some flame-fanning suggestions for the impending winner.
Spa weekend
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One word: MASSAGES! Enjoy an overnight stay at a spa hotel and you’ll never have to leave your robe!
Limo to private dinner for two
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Feel like you’re out of town, in town. Rent a stretch limo then head to your favorite fancy restaurant. Bonus points for dressing up.
Let’s get it on romance basket
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Champagne, strawberries, chocolate, a trip to your favorite erotic store… and don’t forget the Zestra!
Romancing the Movies
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Buy out the Best Buy romance department – think “Doctor Zhivago,” “Out of Africa,” “The English Patient,” “Brief Encounter,” “The Notebook”… and remember to snag a Blu-ray to play them on.
Roses
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You can buy about 6 dozen (72!) premium roses from FTD – and probably 15 dozen from your local grocery store.
But you can do anything with your gift card – $500 is just sexy, period.
So remember to enter! Contest closes Dec. 2.
Video of the Week:
You may know Eva Longoria from “Desperate Housewives,” but have you seen her in night vision? Check out Ms. Longoria’s sex tape spoof below.
Sexy Quotes from Sexy People—
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“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” –John Barrymore
“Sex. In America, an obsession. In other parts of the world, a fact.” –Marlene Dietrich
“Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.” –Aldous Huxley
Sex tip of the week:
Get hot in the kitchen!
Jump-start your libido with sex in a new location. Kitchens are already associated with one type of pleasure, why not add another?
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Tips:
1.) Plan ahead. If your kitchen floor is hardwood or linoleum (as most are), padding may prove necessary. (Nobody likes a frostbitten butt!)
2.) Remember that whatever you spill, you have to clean up.
3.) If you have kids, be sure they’re not in danger of needing a midnight cookie.
For more sensual pointers, check out the Mickey Rourke-Kim Basinger film “Nine ½ Weeks” or the lust-inducing recipes in “The Joy of Cooking.”
The results of last week’s Facebook poll
Question: If I saw my high school crush today, I would:
A. Rejoice that I look way better than them. 36%
B. Tell them the crush is still alive and well. 18%
C. Ask about the spouse. 27%
D. Walk the other way. 18%
Check out our Facebook page to vote on this week’s poll: “Sexting is…” Results will be published next week!